What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 04:48

From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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